ABBEY WOODS

BEXLEYHEATH,  KENT

JUNE 19 2008

"Hi Pete,  Jason here.  How's it hanging?  Good good.

Listen,  this Abbey Woods proposal,  yeah it's in my tray right now.  I know,  I know,  those bloody green welly tree huggers are at it again,  trying to put a spanner in the works.    Round them all up and shoot them all I say.

Oh it should be a formality really,  the papers have been received by the planning monkeys and hands are being greased as we speak.  I've spoken to several of the councillors and got them on my side,  amazing what the lure of a shiny new car will do to make people see things my way.  Ha ha

What?  Yes,  I know,  I don't see what all the fuss is about either.  Just a bunch of boring trees and a green chain walk for old farts to walk their dogs,  amateur cameramen and young lovers trying to cop off!   Just wasted land that could be used for a housing estate.

Anyway,  it's in the bag.  The public consultation meeting is a week thursday,  let the plebs blow off some steam,  for all the good it'll do 'em.  It'll get the green light mate, for sure. A years time and there will be a new town rising from the ashes.

Trust me Pete,  I'm also working on the Oxleas Wood proposal as well,  a lovely three lane highway coming right the way through the centre real soon. In fact they head hunted me for this one.

OK, mate.  Love to Jackie and the kids.  I'll take you out for a meal on the filthy dosh I'm gonna make on this deal. Speak to you soon"